Birthday ideas for the Dirty Thirty!

Forget the 21st’s, the 25th’s and even the hens nights ladies – this time round we are all about the good old dirty thirty!

Here at Hotshots HQ you are probably already very familiar with the shenanigans that we get up to. These include (and aren’t limited to) drooling over hot guys all day, thinking up some fab ideas for parties and amongst these thought processes we hit a wall – why haven’t we done this before?

This goes out to all the ladies who are “over the hill”, the single mums and even the careless wine-guzzling aunts – say hello to the Dirty Thirty!

 

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Whoever said ladies in their thirties couldn’t party have it very, very wrong. Here are our top 5 ideas to smash out for a fabulous Dirty Thirty celebration for you, your friends and even your family.

 

  1. For the low key girls, make it a flirty thirty party.

Yes we all know the ones that aren’t exactly the run-of-the-mill little trashbags most of you are. For the girls that aren’t quite so scandalous, throw her a flirty thirty theme. You can find some pretty cute and classy decorations that everyone will enjoy – some suggestions are pink shot glasses, pink frosting on the cake and I’m sure you’d be able to find some gorgeous Thirty & Flirty sashes for the birthday girl to wear on the evening!

2. Dirty Thirty merchandise.

For the very dirty girls, mums and ladies, we are talking penis straws, penis-shaped birthday cakes, dirty party bags and A LOT of dirty booze! Why not do some googling and find some dirty-themed cocktails to make for the special lady? And we aren’t just talking a Sex on the Beach… We are thinking Suck, Bang and Blow!

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3. Play games!

Who wouldn’t love a night in (or out, maybe you could organise to do this whilst pre-drinking) with a cheese platter and some great wines with your girlfriends, and of course some dirty thirty games?

If the celebration is before the birthday girl actually turns 30, you and the guests could put together a list of things she has to do before she turns 30 – better yet, organise for all of those things to be done on that night! You could grab a whiteboard and have everyone write down 30 things they know about the birthday girl, their 30 favourite memories with them and maybe even think of 30 things they’d like to do before they turn 40. Not exactly a dirty thirty, but fun, nonetheless!

4. Stupid themes.

For all the girls who “just wanna have fun”, a theme might be a great idea for a dirty thirty party. With an 80s theme, everyone can wear their legwarmers, leotards, fluorescent stockings, put on some colourful makeup and enjoy a great customised playlist featuring lots of Bon Jovi, Madonna and Michael Jackson!

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Another option is of course the infamous dirty thirty dress-up theme. If the celebration is around Halloween time, we could have some fun with it and get everyone dressed up in their scariest outfits.

 

5. Hire a stripper.

What more could you want for a dirty thirty themed party? Grab the girls, book a hotel room, order some canapes and hire a stripper just for the dirty thirty birthday girl. Here at the Sydney Hotshots we can provide you ladies with the HOTTEST strippers ever, whether that be for a hotel party, a function hall or even in a home we can always guarantee someone fun and gorgeous for your celebration!

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With costume choices of policeman, fireman, sailor, tradie and more, there’s nothing better for the dirty thirty birthday girl.

And if you want the entire night to be planned from start to finish by us, and if you want a 30th birthday celebration that’s as dirty as possible, head to our Vegas Lounge page and enquire about our packages today!